Jokes of the Day
I have been collecting jokes since I was 8. These are a few of the latest.
People and Mistakes
People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes.
People who do less work... make fewer mistakes.
People who do no work... make no mistakes.
People who make no mistakes... get promoted.
That's why I spend most of my time sending e-mails and playing games at work... I need a promotion.
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Vocation
"Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" I asked my friend.
"He wants to be a garbage man," he replied.
"That's an unusual ambition to have at such a young age."
"Not really. He thinks that garbage men work only on Tuesdays."
How long?
A Christian starts to pray to God. He says, "God, how long is a million years to you?"
God replies, "It's as a second my son."
The the man says, "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"
God says, "It's as a penny, my son."
The man says, "God, can I have one of those pennies?"
God says, "Just wait a second, my son."