Jokes of the Day
I have been collecting jokes since I was 8. These are a few of the latest.
First Sunburn
Mary was four and was just beginning to peel from her very first sunburn.
As she looked in the mirror, tears filled her eyes, and she said, "Look at me. I'm only four and I'm already starting to wear out!"
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Home Donations
A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighborhood who said, "I'm collecting donations for the new children's home we're building. I hope you'll give what you can."
"To be sure," said the beleaguered woman, "I'll give you two boys, two girls, or one of each."
Will Rogers Quotes
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it right again
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
There's a simple solution to our traffic problems. We'll have business build the roads, and government build the cars.